17 June 2005

Accidental Cold Blooded Murder

Two friends went deer hunting.

Jimmy Lipham tripped and accidentally shot his friend David dead.

Jimmy got scared and accidently ran away.

Jimmy later returned and accidently tried to bury David.

David was too big for the grave so Jimmy accidently chopped him up for ease of burial.

Jimmy got caught and pleaded "It's was an accident"

I mean come on, give the guy a break this can happen to anyone.


INNOCENT

1 Comments:

Anonymous Ringo said...

Stupid, trailor-park, cross-eyed buffoon.

5:01 pm  

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