07 June 2005

GI BUSH

Kids, your life is nearly complete. Just buy the new George W. Bush doll which specialises in
  • Blowing up things
  • Blowing up things
  • Blowing up things

And to top it off, this doll talks! Here's what he says:

"The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?"

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling."

So buy it in shops today, or you'll get blown up.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Superb, a most responsive blog.

3:27 am  

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