11 June 2005

Jackson Broke... Maybe...

In three to four years time, provided everything in the world goes wrong for the up-on-charges weirdo, the average student in England may be better off than Michael Jackson.

Not only might MJ be in a prison, with someone other than himself grabbing his balls and making him spin around like a whirling dervish, but he may also be poorer than your average student-hooker doing media & fashion at Stoke Poly, sources surprisingly revealed today.

When asked earlier, somebody may have said, "Whacko's finances are shakier than a w@nking epileptic".



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