19 June 2005

Leonardo DiCaprio Attacked!

Whilst attending a party a woman threw a bottle at Leo DiCaprio's face rendering him even more repulsive.

I'm surprised this doesn't happen to him every time he leaves the house. He's lucky that he didn't get dismembered and nailed to a burning crucifix.

If I were Leo I'd immediately shoot myself in the face to avoid a daily lynching.


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