12 June 2005

Mike Tyson is a pussy

Convicted rapist, wife-beater and all round bully Mike Tyson got beaten up by an Irishman who reporters say was drunk on 11 pints of Guiness at the time of the fight.

And the tattooed freak didn't even lose with dignity. In true Tyson style he headbutted McBride in a pathetic attempt to end the fight.

Who's the hell is McBride anyway? He's a total random most renouned for pub fights in Kilkenny.

But he kicked the sh*t out of Tyson who must be feeling so crap at the moment he's probably raping McBride's mum up the arse with one of her ears clenched listlessly between his gritted, golden teeth.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Hoyle said...

As the Good Book says, "Pride goeth before destruction and the haughty spirit before a fall [...] How are the mighty fallen and why do the people imagine strange things?"

Fortunately, I doubt that Tyson could muster up anothere rape, even of Paddy's mum.

She could probably kick the sh!te out of him, knocking out his golden-pearly-whites in the process and selling them at the local pawn shop.

No doubt in order to maintain his celebrity status, however, Tyson will go the same way as Macaulay Culkin (see Old Fashioned Values below) and turn to crime.

I foresee that in the not-too-distant future Tyson will again be doing a ten-stretch in chokey for some completely idiotic crime.

Wouldn't it be funny if he ended up as Jackson's bitch?

5:18 pm  
Anonymous Hard Working Dave said...

I actually feel a little sorry for Tyson for some reason...

5:27 pm  
Anonymous P.C. Dribble said...

Apparently he tried but she fought him off with her handbag and hosptalised him breaking both legs and a few ribs.

8:04 am  
Blogger Comfort said...

Good enough for the guy, now he may see how much of a loser he is!! handbags is right!! My gran could have kicked his ass!!!

3:29 pm  
Anonymous Hoyle said...

Well said Comfort. Well said.

7:13 pm  

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