09 June 2005

Russell Crowe is sorry for being a w*nker

Regarding throwing a phone at a hotel employee's face Russell Crowe has stated: "The bottom line is I did something pretty stupid. ... This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself (into) in my life."

Hmmm, is this really the most shameful situation? Considering Crowe is prone to get into trouble let's have a look as his track record:

  1. Hurling racial abuse at a Thai student in Sydney because he didn't like the beef pie he ordered. He told the female Thai student "You should know this is not your country." - classy
  2. When his poem was edited out of the 2002 BAFTA's he tracked down the producer and shoved him against a wall and called him a "F*cking piece of sh*t"
  3. Had a massive go at Robert DeNiro, George Cloony and Harrison Ford for endorsing products. He say's he'd rather starve than appear in an advertisement!
  4. And let's not forget that he was once an Al-Qaeda target, but even they didn't want him!

Now he could go down for 7 years if convicted.

I say lock him away and have a Thai hotel employee take pictures of him for a beef pie advertisement. He'll implode with rage.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

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2:35 pm  
Blogger J&M said...

No stomach for a fight?

If Russell Crow is so hard and likes to fight why doesn’t he go to an Oasis or Snoop Dog concert?

I suspect that when faced with a couple of hardened Manchester lads, topped up on booze, or an LA homie off his face on some bling-bling whiz, that the little Ozzie prince would not give a XXXX for a rumble.

Phones won’t help him there. The only thing he’ll be calling for is help.

12:22 am  

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