21 June 2005

Sin is dead

"Who da man?" God could be heard thundering from the heavens as he lauded it up after reading the shock headline in Catholic World News: "Cardinal Sin dead".

In what God assumed must have been a massive scoop for His Son, the Lord mistakenly believed that good had finally notched up a substantial victory over evil.

However, His pride soon turned to wrath when He realised that Jesus had not spent the night slaying the seven deadly sins but had spent a slothful evening greedily quaffing water-turned-wine down the local Taverna.

However, it was not all "trouble in paradise" as both God and Jesus could be heard laughing haughtily when they learnt that former employee, Satan, had suffered a full-blown rectal prolapse upon reading the very same headline.

Cardinal Sin sadly very dead


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