03 June 2005

Stupid People

Here are some new and old quotes from very stupid famous people. Let's be glad that we're all really unknown, intelligent and say clever things all the time.

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

"I don't like defining myself. I just am."
- Britney Spears

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."
-Alicia Silverstone

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?"
Christina Aguilera

"I feel safe in white because deep down inside, I'm an angel."
-P Diddy

And my personal favourate........

"I have been the artist with the longest career, and I am so proud and honoured to be chosen from heaven to be invincible."
-Michael Jackson

Hmmmm, invincible eh? Let's just see how invincible you are when you're being jack-hammered up the rear in prison.


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No entries from Mr Bush? I'm very surprised. This syuff is excellant, keep it up.

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