21 June 2005

War of the Water

Tom Cruise has been the victim of a horrendous attack.

In a cruel and life-threatening prank a film crew squirted Tom Cruise with water. Four men were arrested for this act of deadly assault.

Tom was panic-stricken and stuttered to the thug in question "You're a jerk... jerk... you're a jerk".

I'm frankly horrified that they used water. Surely hydrochoric acid or liquid anthrax would've finished the job better?

Don't worry Tom, your aliens or your 11-year-old girlfriend will protect you from that evil H20.


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