03 July 2005

Evil Genius

A man who tried to steal a bike ended up in hospital after he fainted when the owner of the bike caught up with him.

Police spokeswoman Camelia Tuduce said: "The poor thief got so scared he fainted in the arms of his victim. He couldn't even speak a word."

Let's hope when this guy wakes up he gives up his day job and shoots himself in the face.

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