20 July 2005

Law Scores Hole-in-One

Jude Law's gone and done it again by having an affair with his childrens' nanny.

No prize for best nanny

As you can see from the picture, she's definitely no oil paining. Jude's motto is obviously "any hole's a goal"...

In fact, he's probably practising yoga right this second so he can do his own chocolate-starfish.

And, if you look deep into his eyes, you cannot discount the possibility that he also has his sights set on you... regardless of gender if the rumours are true.


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