21 July 2005

The Naked Truth

A woman in Germany caught shopping in the nude was let off when she told police that she was naked because she had lost a "spin the bottle" bet.

A police spokesperson said "she could have been arrested for disturbing the peace, but we decided to let her go home with a verbal warning"

I am not not an expert on female anatomy but I have performed some calculations and come to the conclusion that this woman must have had a terribly untidy "punani".

Forget about a "badly stuffed kebab", she must have had a "snatch" with flaps like two sides of beef to generate enough noise to "disturb the peace".


Wowaweewa. Don't facy hers much.


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