09 July 2005

Saint Liam

Party-boy and general hoodlum, Liam Gallagher, has banned his children from swearing - and goes to church regularly.

He says he is "practically a f****** saint" and wants to teach good manners to sons.

Liam added, "I won't have my kids getting lippy. No swearing. I don't smack either. I give them a dropped eyebrow look and then they know."

Poor kids. Having eyebrows like those dropped on you cannot be pleasant.

Liam should be careful. That's plain cruel. It would be kinder to use lead piping or a blow-torch.


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