12 July 2005

Tarzan of the Crumble

Wife locks man in room to stop him from going out boozing. Man tries to escape using Tarzan technique of swinging through branches of trees.

Man falls 15 ft and shatters his arm, ankle and leg.

He then claims "I didn't think it would be such a big deal to go from tree to tree and get down to the ground.

"Unfortunately it was more difficult than it looked in the Tarzan movies. And I suppose I forgot to take into account that Tarzan was a lot younger."

Wow, this guy must have been gagging for a drink! Why he couldn't have just beaten his wife to near death and gone out the front door is beyond me.


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