19 July 2005

Ticket To Not Ride...

In India Police made over 200 people caught watching pornography do sit-ups in public to shame them and keep them away from theatres that illegally screen smutty movies.

I don't suppose Sarah Michelle Gellar, Colin Farell, Jessica Simpson or George Clooney will be booking tickets to Delhi in the immediate future.

Gellar - wants to make sexy films

Farell - sex-tape with ex-girlfriend

Simpson - wants to run around naked

Clooney - dating pornstar Krista

Unless, that is, they need an arrest to boost their ratings.

I'll tell you what me nan says about these actors... they're over-sexed, over-paid and over here!


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