07 August 2005

Best of British

A 12-year old girl was in hot water after getting arrested for going on a drunken rampage armed with a lead pipe.

A teenaged boy was punched in the face and a young woman was severely beaten.

The 12-year-old charmer then used the pipe to hit an Austrian tourist in the neck and a Danish woman on the head.

She was later found drunk in a gutter after downing a bottle of wine.

I'll tell you what, this must be the character Little Britain's Vicky Pollard was based on.


Makes me proud to be British


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