11 August 2005

Eminem Don't Got the Back to be Black

Marshal Mathers, aka Eminem, has been wrongly accused of turning his back on the audience, pulling down his trousers and farting on adoring fans.

What the reporters of the article did not realise is that this is a frequently occurring problem with "wiggaz", who suffer from a common complaint called "myassaintbigenuftoholdmybaggy trousersup" syndrone.

What he was in fact doing was a dance move which involved a spin-and-toe-touch. However, due to "lack-of-back" his pants slipped down.

Then, feeling his trousers falling and about to reveal his pink piccolo, the poor little fella shat himself .

"How many inches Mathers?"


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