05 August 2005

Hard Up - Tyson Considers Porn Career

Ex-boxer, Mike Tyson, is considering starring in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson.

Tyson claims he is desperate for cash after being hit with a massive tax bill.


Porn Star - Jenna pretending to read


Bang up for it - "Iron" Mike?

Being a flat-broke convicted rapist, with a high-pitched voice and a facial tattoo, doesn't make Tyson very popular with the ladies and I am sure that he would appreciate the shag so much he'd probably do it for free.

Let's hope this time Tyson can stay up for longer than a couple of minutes.

As for Jenna, let's hope she practices "safe sex" and makes Mike wear a muzzle. Otherwise he is liable to take a chunk out of her...

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