16 August 2005

Jennifer Connelly's Sexual Multi-Tasking

Oscar Award winning actress, Jennifer Connelly, has been bigging-up her bedroom prowess claiming to be able to "multi-task during sex".

Rude - Jen

However, Jennifer's "multi-tasking" does not involve the type of complex "two-in-the-front-two-in-the-back" with "double-pike" manoeuvre for which legendary talents such as the now-wrinkly Jenna Jameson were famed.

No, Jennifer's multi-tasking involves reading a book, talking on the phone, or even surfing the internet while having sex with her husband.

How rude.

That is taking the p!ss if you ask me and there can be no excuse... No, not even if the bloke is hung like a monkey's toe.


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