11 August 2005

Porn Again Johnny Depp

It seems as though Johnny Depp is going the way of other celebrities and, bored of being up his own arse, now wants to get up somebody elses.

Yes, you guessed it, "little" Johnny wants to get on the "celebrity pornstar bandwagon".

Unlike Tyson, however, Johnny's motivation to star in porn films is not cash driven but artistic. Johnny wants to avoid being "type-cast" as an eccentric.

What nonsense.


Johnny - "D.P. and Meaningful"

Is all this because his girlfriend won't let him put his tallywhacker in her chocolate factory?

Filthy bugger. I didn't know he had it in him.

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