15 September 2005

Finger Amputation to Improve Play

Brett Backwell, an Aussie rules football player plans to have one of his fingers amputated to improve his play...

Fingered - Brett

He says he's getting it done because his finger hurts when he catches the ball...

"To chop a finger off, that's a bit drastic," Backwell told the ABC. "But I love my footy (football), and love playing sport, and if that's going to help me to succeed at this level then it's something you've just got to do."

Brett, who also suffers from acute migraines, is also considering decapitation some time next week.

Good riddance. The stupid Jock.


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