08 October 2005

Bushisms

A master-class in eloquence from the revered leader of the civilised world...


"Public speaking is very easy."


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."


"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."


"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."


"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."


"The future will be better tomorrow."


"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."


"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to Blame."


"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."


"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."


"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."


"Mars is essentially in the same orbit Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."


"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."


"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change."


"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."


"For NASA, space is still a high priority."


"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."


"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."


"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."

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