19 October 2005

Copperfield in Long Distance Muff Buff

Ugly sorcerer David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.

If a bloke can make the Statue of Liberty and an airplane disappear in front of a live crowd then I reckon he is very capable of aiming the 'vinegar strokes' with the precision of a sniper.

That being said his biggest trick to date is getting Claudia Schiffer to shag him.

Copperfield - ugly wizard


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