18 October 2005

Debts and Stuff

I ran up crippling credit card debts buying expensive meals, booze and generally living it up to impress my Doris.

That's precisely why why some of the poorer African countries are in such dire straights.

However, you didn't see BandAid or any of Geldof's cronies raising a finger to help me...

Lend us a Bob, Geldof

Nor did you see me sitting around on my backside waiting for government handouts. No. Hard work and determination is what saw me through.

And Bob, if you were thinking about lending a hand now, don't bother. It's too late. I got a loan from my nan and now I'm pretty flush.


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