21 October 2005

Giant Squids and Rough Sex

Having eight legs, two feeding tentacles and an eight-foot penis may sound like a laugh but, in reality, it can be a right pain in the leg.

Ask this poor bastard of a squid who was found washed up on a beach having killed himself with a lethal high-pressure sperm injection into his own leg probably suffered during rough sex with the larger female...

Talk about dying for a shag

So next time things in the bedroom don't work out perfectly for you just spare a thought for the poor old giant quid.


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