04 October 2005

Smacky Birthday to you

Kate Moss missed her daughter's third birthday as she was in rehab for her drug addiction.

The kid better get used to it, no doubt during her 18th birthday Kate will be the mum in the corner drooling into her crack pipe.

And for Lila Grace's 21st birthday, Kate will be injecting heroin into her eyeballs and losing her septum on the birthday cake when blowing out the candles with her nose.

Sort it out Moss


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