26 October 2006

It doesn't matter if you're black or white...

Well apparently not for this couple who gave birth to twin girls, one black and one white.

Is this a random freak of nature from these two parents, or did the mother go and shag a white dude followed shortly by a black dude?

Or are they trying to start a Benetton ad?

Or did they just dip one of them in milk and the other one in chocolate?

Or has one of them been out in the sun a bit longer?

Or did they steal both of the babies and didn't think about the potential questions asked that they are different colours?

I feel sorry for the white kid... forever knowing that her twin sister will be able to jump higher, run faster and dance better.


Anonymous Dave said...

But at least the white kid will be able to get a decent job.

11:01 am  
Anonymous Mike said...

I have a decent job and I'm black

11:01 am  
Anonymous Dave said...

What do you do?

11:02 am  
Anonymous Mike said...

I'm a boxer and I pick cotton.

11:04 am  
Anonymous Dave said...

Good for you.

11:05 am  
Anonymous Josh said...

They want to be careful that Madonna doesn't try to adopt the black one in some kind of political/propaganda popularity stunt!

11:38 am  
Anonymous Mfufu said...

How come you never get rich black Africans trying to adopt poor white Americans?

11:40 am  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

"I feel sorry for the white kid... forever knowing that her twin sister will be able to jump higher, run faster and dance better."

That's fucking hilarious!

11:41 am  
Blogger J&M said...

Thanks for the 'big up' Anastasia.

11:56 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've lost the plot! These 2 girls are so obviously NOT the same age, they don't even wear the same dress size!

Kudos to the couple for adopting a beautiful baby girl though, or kudos to the mom, for having an affair with a swede, and having a husband dumb enough not to even question the birth of his miracle white!

4:39 pm  
Blogger J&M said...

If any of my sprogs come out looking like Chairman Mow then the Doris is going to have some stern questions to face and no mistakeā€¦

5:05 pm  
Anonymous Dave said...

Anonymous: how can you tell the dress size from the photo?

Check out this website where you can see that the girls are the same size.


5:15 pm  
Anonymous Arnie said...

Twins are not always the same size anyway. Check this out.


5:56 pm  

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