03 November 2006

Great Balls of Fire

This is how not to do a flaming shot........

I feel sorry for his friend, who was innocently standing in the background and has now got third degree burns on his balls.

02 November 2006

Naughty to call children "naughty"

An "expert" is claiming that it is wrong to call your child "naughty" as it might damage the child's self-confidence (see report).

I have rarely heard such utter crap.

As a child I was frequently called names such as "whining little sh!t" or "naughty little f**ker" whilst being dealt some quite serious beatings). None of this harmed my feelings of self-esteem in the slightest.

On the contrary, my sense of self-worth borders on hubrice and my arrogance is such that most people I know are willing to cross the street in order to avoid me.

How do these so-called "experts" explain that?

Gratuitous image of child with gun

I say we go back to those "good old fashioned values" where floggings for trivial offences was the norm and men were real men.

The Good things about Dubya

The best things about Bush are that he is not very clever and he does not think before he speaks...

Scary to think that this dullard has his finger on "the button"

Borat's Song

The only thing more shocking than the content of Borat's song is the reaction of the crowd...

01 November 2006

Pete gets finger stuck in Kate's ring

Pete Doherty had to dash to hospital with Kate Moss after he got his finger stuck in her ring!

Apparently Kate giggled as nurses used "lubricant" and "clippers" on her ring to remove Pete's finger.

Pete "Big Fingers"

F**k me bandy! There is no way I would be lauging if someone had their finger wedged in my ring and it had to be removed with a sharp implement. She must have been on drugs or something.

This just shows to what depths Kate has sunk (again) and that rehabilitation does not work (again)!

Women Drivers

I'm not saying that men are better drivers than women but a woman in America recently crashed her car into the examiner's office immeditately after completing her driving test.

And look at this bird so proud of her parking...

And this one...

And as if any more proof were needed...

This must fuel the debate on whether females should be banned from driving altogether... silly bints.

One solution might be this...

Tee hee...